Status Connecting & Reconnecting

 

I’m a very busy working mother of three. My husband and I have no time together. We slump into bed exhausted and seem to have lost our libido. How do we get it back?

 

This is such a common problem.

One thing busy couples tend to miss is spontaneity and passion. Some worry that when this goes it’s a sign their relationship is in trouble. But this is a normal development for couples with busy lives and children. Some couples find ways to stay connected but many just hope and expect the time, energy and motivation to appear miraculously.

It might not sound romantic but what’s really needed is planning. Think about the planning and scheduling needed to ensure your children are clean, fed, safe and rested. Then add school, , play-dates, quality time with you and all the rest. Then there’s the shopping and housework, and if you’ave any time left, there’s your own socialising, exercise and self-care. That’s all before fitting a job in there. All these things have to be prioritised and planned. If intimacy isn’t on the list, it won’t get a lookin. And if you plan it for last thing at night, you’ll be too tired.

Get out your diaries and schedule some time alone without devices or talk of domestic issues. Use the time to remember why you fell in love and what you like about each other now. Maybe you can risk being vulnerable by talking about deeper feelings, desires, disappointments, fears. A really great approach to these dates is to agree to meet as strangers. Choose to leave the history and baggage at home and allow room for not knowing everything about each other. Curiosity is sexy and intimate. Ask questions and really listen to the answers. Try this without being defensive. You can plan adventures without worrying too much if they’ll ever happen. It takes you out of your exhaustion and into a creative space where your imagination is working and you’re learning about each other again.

At home, check just how conducive your bedtimes are to intimacy. If you have little ones sleeping in bed with you, you may need to either move them out (depending on age etc.) or find more inventive ways to connect. A passionate snog behind the utility room door and a quick grope as you put away the shopping can be pretty exciting if you’re both open to it.

Get your kit off! Sleeping naked has a magical effect for many. Cuddle and caress each other. Hold each other in a loving embrace and look into each other’s eyes. Why do you love each other? What do you love about being naked together? Say the words. Don’t assume your partner knows. This may be all you have energy for sometimes, so it’s important to allow for variety when connecting.

Agree to be sexual with each other without always expecting full penetration, which can feel daunting for tired people. What about gifting some good loving to each other? A little bit of oral or masturbation? What about masturbating yourselves while kissing and staying close? Sexual energy can be shared and enjoyed in many ways if you are open to options.

I’ve seen fantastic fun had by couples who develop their own code around being sexual so they can plan and discuss things in front of their kids. It’s playful and totally appropriate and takes away a limitation. I know someone who refers to masturbation as “polishing her jelly tot”. It’s not too difficult to hear her partner offering to do some polishing later tonight or her saying how well he did it last night.

When it comes to having sex with the same person for more than ten years, how do you advise people to keep it interesting?

Talk, talk, talk. Share about what you like now. Remember we are organic creatures, constantly changing which means that our sexual tastes and desires will also change over time. Don’t take your own or your partner’s sexual desires for granted. Be curious and try new things. But start with talking. Nobody likes to be surprised with a giant sex toy when what they really need is a day in bed being caressed, kissed and reassured that they are sexy and desirable. If you’re doing the same old things over and over it’s likely to be a problem you share and one that’s best fixed as a team.

Don’t discuss sexual problems while being sexual. Don’t dissect sexual experiences right after the act unless you’re both into that. Reminisce about the sexy things you’ve done and talk about recreating the feeling of excitement and arousal, which may or may not be achieved by the same acts at this stage. Before focussing on new things, check your basics and ensure you’re both still on the money when pleasuring each other.

I’ve been happily in a relationship with a wonderful woman for about 9 years now, and we got married a year ago. We’re soul mates and adore each other, but we never have sex any more. We cuddle, snuggle and kiss (not passionately) and we talk about everything. We’ve talked about our lack of sex and both agree we should make more of an effort but nothing seems to change. I’ve read about “lesbian bed death” and I think we’re a perfect example. Can you help?

“Bed death” is not just limited to lesbians! All couples in long-term relationships tend to experience a drop in their sexual play over time. Some experience a sudden and dramatic drop-off, often caused by a life event, and others notice a gradual change over time. Some couples rediscover their passion, some are comfortable with the decrease, and others need a bit of help to get back on track.

Talking about why your sex life isn’t where you’d like it to be, and what you could do about it, is great if you can do so without blame and defensiveness. Once you’ve pinpointed the issues and figured out what you’d like to be different, it’s time for action. Repeating conversations that highlight the weaknesses of a relationship can actually become reinforcing of those weaknesses.

As you sound like a close and loving couple (congratulations on getting married!), I’m going to focus more on the action you can take, rather than the talking.

When I’m working with a couple, I explain to them that there are three entities to consider: one partner, the other partner and the relationship. All three need nurturing. Sometimes a partner may need to put their own needs first, and sometimes their partner’s. But both parties will also need to keep the relationship in mind, and make decisions based on what’s best for it, even at the expense of their own needs.

It sounds like you two have developed some bad habits that are blocking your sexual fun. And habits can be changed only with significant and consistent effort. Neuroscience has taught us that with such effort, we can create new neural pathways or habits. We can actually change our brains, but not if we’re half-hearted.

Here are some suggestions to help you get started.

  • Sit down with your diaries and work out how much time you can give to the relationship each week; you might be surprised how much time you could have.
  • Work out how much time you can take for yourselves – separate from each other – each week. It’s important to pursue individual interests, and then to bring that energy back to the relationship.
  • Introduce “date night” once a week where you don’t have any devices. Take turns in planning the date and go along with each other’s choices. Give yourselves a minimum of two hours, possibly plan a meal out or a walk on the beach, or just plan to spend that time together with no devices, and see what happens
  • Sleep naked. I can’t stress enough just how important skin on skin is. Make this an every night thing. If you’re cold, get an electric blanket, hot-bottle or heater. And if you really can’t manage a whole night, get naked for a cuddle at the very least.
  • If you don’t already, start self-loving (masturbating) at least three times a week. Research shows that women who regularly masturbate have higher libidos and are more open to being sexual with partners.
  • Start kissing like lovers again (try this while naked for added oomph). Take your time and get reacquainted with each other’s mouths.
  • Remove all devices from the bedroom and ban talk of domestic or work business from the bedroom. Keep it personal and loving.
  • Tell each other what turns you on and then try acting on some of it.
  • Give each other compliments daily (make them real and varied).
  • Agree not to criticise each other for one month.
  • Watch the inner voice that will tell you not to stick to this plan, and don’t let each other off the hook either.

 


 

I’m so lonely. We both work busy jobs and get no time together any more. He brings me flowers every week and is very generous with gifts. In fact if I tell him I’m lonely he buys me something. He seems to think a pair of earrings is really what I’m after. If we go away for weekends he makes sure we’ve loads to do and I still feel we don’t get to just hang out and be with each other. My friends think I’m so lucky to be spoiled and I feel bad complaining. But I’m finding it harder to be intimate with him as I don’t feel close to him.

 

What you may be describing is two different ways to feel and show love. It sounds like your main way of expressing love is quality time whilst his is gifts. He may very well believe that he’s doing great by giving you gifts, because he’s learned that gifts signify love. You may be judging the gifts as shallow, or the lack of quality time as a sign that he’s not loving you. But if you’re both valuing different love languages, you’re both going to feel misunderstood.

How does he react when you give him gifts? Does it look like you’ve hit the mark? I would sit him down and ask him what makes him feel really loved and see what he says. Tell him that quality time is your language and you need it to feel loved.

If you want quality time, and he’s more about gifts, you need to take the lead and show him what you mean. Don’t expect him to get it right without some guidance.

Learning how to make your partner feel really loved is a joy. It frees up time and energy as you can focus on what they’ve told you they really want, rather than what you’d like or what you imagine they’d like.

Have a look at Gary Chapman’s Five Love Languages for more on this.

 


 

Status Communication

 

How can me and my boyfriend stop fighting over stupid things?

 

Great question.
There are lots of reasons people fight over small stuff, but I’ve yet to meet a couple with strong communication skills who choose fighting over discussion.

Some couples stick to the “stupid things” because they’re afraid that broaching the deeper stuff could break them up, particularly if they can’t manage to discuss the shopping without a fight. When couples become used to fighting a lot, they often don’t realise the emotional rollercoaster they’re on. This in itself is exhausting and it can also make it risky to share real feelings, desires and needs if you expect a fight.

Once you know why you fight, it’s easier to figure out how to stop. It can be useful to think of the relationship as a third party that needs as much care and energy and thought as you and your partner do. Sometimes what’s good for you (say winning an argument) is not what’s best for the relationship.

Tell your partner you want this to change and that you’re going to try not to sweat the small stuff and you’d like his support. If you find yourself feeling angry over something, take a minute or two to breathe and get clear before commenting. Slow down and check how important it is and if you’ve argued over it before. If you have, don’t approach it the same way.

Have a conversation with your partner where you tell each other how you’d like to be spoken to if there is an issue to discuss. This can include times, situations, tone of voice and what you say. The aim is to get your point across without it getting lost in a row.

Even the most loving and close couples fight sometimes. The key is to learn how to communicate without fighting where possible, and if a fight happens, that you fight “clean” and make up soon.

Clean fighting means:

  • you stick to the issue in hand
  • you don’t interrupt
  • you don’t belittle or shame or laugh at your partner
  • you don’t bring up the past
  • you don’t add insults
  • you both get a chance to speak uninterrupted
  • you focus on your own feelings and experience when talking
  • You use “I” statements
  • You don’t’ assume you know why your partner did or said something
  • There’s room for difference and you may need to agree to disagree
  • Not winning at any cost

Making up:

Saying sorry can be incredibly challenging, and meaning it is even harder. If something is hard to do, it takes strength and courage to do it. Saying sorry is something to be proud of and accepting an apology is equally brave. How long do you want to feel lonely and sad? Bigger picture!

 


 

Status Break-Ups

 

My marriage broke up a year ago and I was devastated. My husband said he wasn’t in love with me any more and there was no-one else. But six months later he was in a relationship and I can’t help suspecting they were together before we split. I also can’t stop thinking how easy it is for him to leave his family (two kids) and start a new life, while I’m stuck at home minding the kids. I’ve no time to date and even if I did, it’s so much harder for women than men. I hate him for leaving and for moving on so easily.

 

You haven’t asked a question so I’m going to assume you’re curious to know how you can feel better about the split and your ex.

It sounds like you haven’t been able to heal much or find closure yet. However, it’s important to know that for most people in your shoes, healing and closure are a choice followed by a lot of effort. Making that choice and following up with effort can feel unjust if you may be feeling like this was done “to” you. But that’s where the potential for real healing, growth and change will come from.

Choosing to change how you think about your ex, the split and caring for the kids when you feel hurt and betrayed is one of the bravest things you can do. The split wasn’t your choice but how you live now is totally down to you.

There’s a great saying that “Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die” (Malachy McCourt).

In other words, you’re the one suffering here. He isn’t. And until you take back your power and begin making decisions based on becoming really happy, you will continue to suffer while he gets on with his life. While you feed the hatred and resentment for him, you’re still in a kind of relationship with him where your happiness is linked to him.

The best thing you can do for yourself and your kids is to shift your focus, from your ex to yourself. Show your kids how much you value yourself and time with them. Start using your energy to develop your own interests and to feed your confidence. Get out into the world and have some fun and adventures.

Some people resist moving on because they don’t want their ex to feel they did the right thing in leaving. But that approach comes at the expense of your happiness, not his.

Try spending your energy encouraging yourself to be happy and healthy rather than using it to bash someone who has moved on and won’t be affected anyway. If you find it hard to do this for yourself, think of your kids and do it for them. They’ll be much happier if you are.

 


 

I broke up with my ex about three years ago and we don’t hang out or see each other except for sex a few times a year. It stops if we’re seeing other people and there’s no wish to be a couple again. Is this okay? We don’t like each other very much but the sex is amazing.

 

If you’re both happy with the arrangement and the sex is amazing I say go for it. Just because it’s not the norm doesn’t mean it’s wrong. But there are a few pitfalls to watch out for.

Keep checking in about wanting a relationship as it can change over time. If one of you wants something more, then the casual sex is no longer working and one of you will get hurt at some point.

If you’re both sleeping with other people it’s important that everyone is protected so use condoms with all partners.

Great sex doesn’t equal respect. Having sex with someone where the respect is missing can eat away at your self-esteem over time so if you begin to feel bad, stop.

If you know you can have fantastic, no-strings sex, it can make working on a new relationship unattractive. Comparing new partners to one you know well can also be unfair. If you feel this arrangement is blocking something new, stop it.

 


 

My girlfriend and I were always fighting and I was sick of it so I ended it. We had a massive fight and as often happens, we ended up in bed. We both like angry sex but for me it was break-up sex and for her it was just another argument, fixed by sex. I’ve moved out but she’s texting me all the time telling me I’m scum and a user. What can I do?

 

When your ex realised it was break-up sex and not the usual angry sex, she might have felt used and confused and angry for going there when the relationship was ending.

That’s understandable based on your history and she may have needed to let you know. It sounds like she’s done that very clearly. Now you need to decide how much more contact you want to have. If it’s really over and you’re done, you may need to consider blocking her from your devices and telling her you’re doing so. You may need to ask your friends not to share information about you with her and to ensure you don’t have access to each other via FB etc.

This is the kindest thing you can do if you’re really finished. No matter how much she wants to remain connected to you, it’s kinder to cut ties so you can both move on.

If there’s more for you to say, such as an apology for hurting her, or to help her understand why it’s over and why you’re not coming back, you can do that via email or letter to avoid a fight; texting is not good enough. The reason to avoid face-to-face contact is that it might lead to angry sex again and that will only make things worse.

 


 

We have been together for ten years and have two great kids of 4 and 6. We got married 5 years ago but things haven’t been right for years and we’ve decided to split. What’s the best way to tell the kids?

 

I’m sorry to hear of your planned split but I believe wholeheartedly that the best thing for children is to see their parents happy and healthy. It’s a big burden for some kids to carry when they learn their miserable parents decided to remain together and miserable for them. It sounds like you’ve come to this decision slowly and are still speaking so that’s a good start.

United Approach:
Planning is really important when telling your kids about any big change. At all times, ask yourselves if you’re doing the best thing for them. It won’t be possible all the time, but if that’s your baseline, you’ll do okay. It’s not easy to put your own hurt and disappointment aside in the midst of a separation so allow for mistakes and try to keep focused on your kids’ well-being.

Start a new relationship:
Your relationship isn’t ending; it’s changing so you can live apart and be happy. They won’t have you in one home but they will still have you both. The love, care and protection you provide will stay the same. The change isn’t about or because of them. There are different kinds of love and the love parents have for each other can change but the love a parent has for their child never changes. It’s different.

Younger children can often grasp this concept better than older ones and may be reassured by learning that they will be gaining another home with another bed, TV, garden, toys or whatever you’ll be able to provide. It helps if they can have input into the new home(s).

Clear Communication:
Children worry and fill in the blanks when parents say things like “it’ll be okay” or “don’t you worry about that”. How will it be okay? Why shouldn’t they worry? If you don’t know something, say so and then try to find an answer for them. Sometimes kids will ask really random questions and they need you to answer them clearly. Try not to go into more detail than they’re asking for.

Don’t put your kids in the middle:
Parents sometimes think they’re empowering their kids by giving them choices around who they spend time or live with. But kids tend to feel torn and confused and would rather not have to make choices at the outset. With time, as they come to trust the new arrangement they might offer ideas themselves.

Never undermine or denigrate the other parent:
No matter how angry you might get, or how much your kids seem to favour their other parent, it’s never a good idea to speak negatively about your ex. It bruises them deeply because your ex is part of them. This is particularly true of children who are the same sex as the ex. If there’s an issue, speak directly to your ex-partner in private and don’t contradict their decisions outright. Your children with thank you for it and will trust you more if you can remain an adult.

Repeat regularly:
Kids need to hear they’re safe, loved, accepted, wanted and valued over and over. It isn’t a one-off dialogue. Find ways to repeat the message such as telling them your time together makes you happy. Think of adventures to have and be fully present with them.

Structure:
They are little people who need sleep, relaxation, play time and loving time, as well as all the usual stuff like school and meals and friends. It’s important to work hard to maintain structure so they know what to expect. Not knowing what to expect can create anxiety and fear in small children.

Allow moods:
Just as you’ll both have ups and downs, so will your kids. They won’t be able to voice it and may need help naming their feelings. It’s important to help them explore how they feel, rather than expect them to behave as though nothing has changed. Bad behaviour isn’t okay but it’s understandable. Don’t indulge them out of guilt, but don’t shut them down because you can’t handle their moods. Get outside help with this if needed.

Extended Family and Friends:
Inform your loved ones that you intend to prioritise your kids and ask them to adopt the same approach. If they won’t, they may need to step back until the kids are more settled.

 


 

Status Threesomes

 

Do you think threesomes or more, can bring an extra something to a relationship or are they destructive in the long run? My partner asked me if I’d be into it and I am, but not if it’s going to damage our relationship.

 

Going outside the relationship has great potential for mind-blowing excitement and for disaster. It really depends on how strong the relationship is, as well as the genuine interest of each partner in this type of play as it’s not okay to be pushed into something like this if it’s not for you. It tends to work better if both partners are confident and non-possessive lovers.

It’s worth figuring out if a threesome is simply a fantasy rather than a plan. Sometimes partners get turned on by the fantasy, and being able to share it can be enough. You need to talk, talk and then talk some more about it. If you’re good communicators this will be easy, but if you aren’t, that’s the first skill you need to improve on together.

Do your research online or buy a book. Discuss who you would want as the third party and how you’d involve them. It is vitally important to agree that one of you can pull out at any time, even on the night or during the experience. It has to be okay to change your mind without causing a fight or feeling pressure.

Picking the third party needs a lot of thought. I would suggest someone you don’t know and won’t see again in your daily lives as a starter as it tends to be less threatening. Find singles looking for hook-ups with couples online and then all three of you meet for a coffee and a chat in advance to ensure you’re a good fit.

You need to discuss the minute details regarding the boundaries for all three of you. Be clear about what sexual acts are on and off the cards for each of you and how and where you want to be touched. Some acts may feel too intimate or personal, for example, some don’t want kissing on the mouth. Some straight couples are keen to have same sex experiences under these circumstances. The important thing is that all three of you know in advance what’s acceptable so nobody will be put under pressure on the night.

Safety if vital so bring condoms and lube and choose your venue carefully. A neutral space may be best, such as a hotel, and treat the third party with respect. Then discuss the experience fully afterwards, to learn what did and didn’t work. If you can get all these elements right, you could have a fantastic time and there’s no reason to expect the relationship to be damaged as long as everyone is respected and cared for, and everything is transparent.

 


 

Status Kink

 

Hi. I’m one of those women who read 50 Shades and loved it. I was excited and kind of ashamed at the same time, that it found it so sexy. I liked the idea of this man who knows everything, would sweep me off my feet and all I’d have to do is lie there and learn new things about myself. No responsibility and no effort on my part. What a fantasy! But I also liked the idea of being dominated or tied up. I’m a busy mum of three (teens) and I have a lovely partner. We have good sex but it’s not exciting really. I sure don’t want anything extreme or dangerous, but I’d like to experiment. How can I tell my partner?

 

The best definition I’ve heard for “kink”, is “anything that is out of your comfort zone”. For one person the idea of being tied up is kinky, and for another, trying a different sexual position could feel kinky. It’s relative. You want to expand your sexual repertoire, and have been inspired by 50 Shades. Welcome to the tribe of millions of kinky women all over the world!

While I’m all for a bit of kink, it’s important that you don’t take too much guidance from that book because the relationship it describes is not safe, consent-based or ethical. Being ethical is vital, so all the movies and adds and books and shows that depict kink as something that you can surprise your partner with, are nonsense. A big reason for this is that you just don’t know what your partners (or your own) triggers are until you start playing. For one person, the idea of being tied loosely to a bed with silk scarves is sensual and sexy, but for their partner, it might spark fear or panic. No matter what gentle game you might want to try, it’s important that you talk it through in advance and make sure both of you are 100% on board, with the option to back out at any stage. When you say you’d like to try being tied up by your partner, it’s possible that you will have very different pictures in your heads, and if you don’t clarify, one or both of you could get an unpleasant surprise.

I suggest you bring up the book and ask your partner to read it, or a bit of it and then discuss it over a glass of wine. Ask questions and really listen to each other. Talk details and talk limits. You may want to list your soft limits ( those that you think are fixed, but that you’re curious to have pushed a little), and your hard limits (those that are never to be pushed). Choose a non-sexual safe word so you can stop any play at any time (a word you’d never say in bed).

And remember:
Men like Christian Grey are fantasy. So if you want a bit of that, you may need to explore role-play as well.

Have fun!

 

Status Cross-Dressing

 

I’m a 53 year old man and I enjoy dressing in women’s clothes sometimes. I don’t want to be a woman or to wear women’s clothes in public. I just like the feel of silky undies and other delicates against my skin. I find it arousing and sexy for me. I’ve been married but it didn’t work out (not because of this), and since then I’ve had one girlfriend. After about a year I felt ready to show her what I liked. She said it was disgusting and I looked ridiculous and we broke up soon after. I’m ready to date again and I’m wondering if there’s a good way to tell someone I like women’s undergarments, as I don’t want to be made to feel so horrible again.

 

Thank you for your experience and question. It’s not that uncommon for men to enjoy dressing in female underwear and outerwear. I get it! Women have gorgeous, interesting and sexy stuff whereas men are very limited in what they can wear next to their skin. There’s also the thrill of wearing something that you’re not supposed to wear. It’s kind of naughty and taboo. But because it’s taboo, many people struggle with the concept, let alone being faced with a man in suspenders and stockings!

It sounds like you had a very unpleasant experience with your ex, but it may not be that surprising if you simply appeared in lingerie, without giving her any warning. That would be a big shock for anyone. The men I’ve spoken to who enjoy dressing this way tend to opt for the “ambush” approach because they’re afraid that if they ask permission, they’ll be shut down before they get started. It’s true to say that in some circumstances it’s easier to say “sorry” than to ask for permission. But this is never, ever the case when it comes to sexuality, sexual behaviours/practices, or anything that involves another person. They have a right to be asked in advance, and they have a right to say “no”.

Difficult as it is, the most ethical way to approach this is to tell your date up front, that this is something you like to do and that you’d like to bring it into the bedroom sometimes. Let them think about it, research it and talk it through with you. If they decide you’re not for them, fair enough. But at least nobody got hurt, or shamed, and you didn’t take a person’s chance to give consent away.

You might want to try looking for dates on some of the kink sites such as https://www.fetishireland.com. Figure out how important this is for you, how much you need to bring it into the bedroom, if you need it to get turned on, and if you can leave it out of the bedroom some of the time. Once you know these things you’ll be better able to explain to others, and they’ll appreciate your honesty.

 


 

I have an amazing, clever, loving and creative boy of 10. He’s always loved dressing up in his sister’s clothes, having his hair done and putting on make-up. We’ve always allowed this at home but not beyond. Now he wants to wear girly clothes and grow his hair, and only play with girls, all the time. Mornings are becoming battles as we fight over what he’ll wear. We don’t want him to get bullied and want to encourage him to get past this phase so he fits in. How can we help him?

 

This is a great question as it becomes more common for people of all ages to express themselves in non-binary ways. The old binary explanation of gender (everyone has to be either male or female) is outdated and unhelpful. As science and medicine slowly begin to acknowledge what many ancient civilisations have always known: gender is how a person feels, and may not be dictated by their genitals.

It sounds like you’ve given your son a wonderful opportunity to be himself so far and that he really enjoys the freedom. And while for some kids dressing differently from the norm is a phase, for others it’s the start of a genuine expression of who they are.

The first thing is to figure out how you feel about your son continuing to dress how he wants. He may grow out of it, but if he’s insisting on dressing his own way, when it’s causing arguments, there may be more to it. Either way, learning all you can about all the possibilities, and then figuring out how you feel yourself, will help you to understand how best to support him.

Have several short talks with him about how he feels and why he likes his choice of clothes. Take him seriously and don’t diminish how he’s feeling. That in itself will mean a lot. Tell him how much you love him and how proud of him you are, and give him space to explore his feelings with you without being judged.

teni.ie has some good resources to help people understand transgender issues which may feel a bit full on at this stage. But as I’m writing this response I realise I don’t know of any good resource for parents of children who like dressing in a non-binary way, without it meaning the child may be transgender.

I wish you well and if you want to mail me personally for any ongoing advice you’re very welcome.